secret language swag. twin 1: “don’t you love how those dudes created videogame characters based on our language?” twin 2: “f’sho dude. hey, can i borrow a few simoleans?”
gruff swag. i may guard this bridge, but i ain’t no troll.
cricket swag. bowl me over, baby.
hi/lo swag. like Ralph Lauren meets Oliver Twist. please, sir, you know you want some more.(via extrasteez)
repeat swag. remember this look? brushin my shoulders off. peep these cat-eye glasses. meow.
gradient swag. dark-to-light steez better than a sunrise.
roc swag. can’t wear skinny jeans ‘cuz my pampers won’t fit.
jersey swag. gym. tan. lollipops.
wedding crasher swag. watch your bridesmaids - i’m playing like a champion.
future swag. they think i’m in the game when they see the bottom of my shoe.